A Doggie Christmas
(to the tune of Chestnuts Roasting )

The Kelpie’s chewing on the Christmas tree
And nipping at poor Winston’s nose
Labradors mill around with their eyes all aglow
While we try not to step on their toes

Children running in and out the door
Making Sadie want to take flight
Oh those cats and the birds taunting her from afar
Are making her crazy tonight

We know that Winston’s gone upstairs
And now there’s dog pee everywhere
Even though he just went out an hour ago
And knows how to ring the bell

All the doggies know that if we leave the fridge unlocked
They just have to bide their time
Because sooner or later Sophie will open it up
And they’ll all have a grand time